June 1, 2011
Serious Enquiries Only
Best spam in ages:
FREE HEROIN SHIPPING!1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.Everebody welcome, but not US citizens, sorry.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
One can only imagine what comedy gold might have been found in the absent 3.
Alas, it's probably a spoof, though who can say for sure? Claims to be from Afghanistan, comes with what appears to be a Qatari telephone number and a contact email from a domain registered in Illinois. If it's actually a ploy to game Google by getting reposted on lots of neglected blogs then I guess the joke's on me.
Posted by matt at June 1, 2011 8:09 PM
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